if I were

If I were a month, I would be... November. If I were a day of the week, I would be... Friday. If I were a part of the day, I would be... noon. If I were a direction, I would be... straight on. If I were a mood, I would be... crazy. If I were a virtue, I would be... patience. If I were a sin, I would be... lust. If I were a planet, I would be... Venus. If I were an element, I would be... fire. If I were a number, I would be... five. If I were a colour, I would be... red. If I were a word, I would be... maybe. If I were a sentence, I would be... let me go. If I were a sport, I would be... dancing. If I were a song, I would be... Sick muse. If I were a movie, I would be... Crazy in Alabama. If I were a book, I would be... Porno. If I were a character in a book, I would be... Nikki Fuller-Smith. If I were a town, I would be... Paris. If I were a country, I would be... The Netherlands. If I were a taste, I would be... dark chocolate. If I were a facial expression, I would be... wink. If I were a cartoon character, I would be... Candy. If I were a model, I would be... Gemma Ward. If I were a dream, I would be... a trip. If I were something, I would be... an ARTIST!